Gentlemen, there's is a solution here you're not seeing

https://sh.itjust.works/post/56991980

You’re forgetting the Jamaican Lesbians of Cambridge. JLC.

The will combine forces with the NOE, and EU.

After a cabinet shuffle they will become known as

UNCLE JOE.

And the prophesy will be fulfilled.

Dark Brandon is the only leader I will ever recognize.
Needed to go darker.

What about Dark Obama?

…wait wait wait LEMME REPRASE THAT