Mastodawn

It is time to dispel all of the disinformation surrounding the life & death of Charlie Kirk.

Do you know where you are right now?

Maybe, but I have no clue when I am right now, or why I am right now.

Can you let us know how you are right now at least?

I will have to get back to you on that. I will let you know in 3 to 4 business days.

Actual business days, or just days you are working?

That particular piece of information is highly classified.