Having fun with the revelation that Kagi Translate is actually something like a thin wrapper over an LLM, so you can pass anything you want as the "to" language in the URL's query string and it will do its best to "translate" your text to that
https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=pentagon+speak&text=I+think+we+should+break+up.
Translate to "marxist academic"
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=marxist+academic
Translate to "instagram thot"
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=instagram+thot
Translate to "slurping soup eater"
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=slurping+soup+eater
Translate to "disillusioned Jesuit priest"
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=disillusioned+jesuit+priest
Translate to "Joss Whedon character"
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=joss+whedon+character
Translate to "blockchain enthusiast"
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=blockchain+enthusiast
Translate to "VSCO girl"
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=vsco+girl
This one's for my British followers
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=daily+mail+story
Honestly sometimes though it feels like the LLM is just phoning it in
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=subaru+driving+lesbian
Jason Lefkowitz
James Henstridge