My god, it’s a gilded junk shop!

(I knew it was bad, but all the tacky gewgaws seem to have multiplied.)

@Holberg

It’s like the cubicles of eBay, minus the tacky gold.

At eBay, everybody had a cubicle. It seemed like you were supposed adorn them with junk bought on … eBay. So people had Star Trek figurines, Simpsons miniatures, Beanie babies, beer bottle collections, unbelievable amounts of … face it … flair.

I bought a Bud Light Spuds Mackenzie dog light and that was the sole piece of flair in my cubicle.