See, this is what posting on The internet is all about, I get to be interrogated about the mundane details of my life and justify my every decision. It really gives my life purpose these days.

I had a bowl of oatmeal also. They sat on the same plate if that matters. Yeah, a whole paper plate for a sausage seems a bit much. I guess it’s not a big deal, washing a plate would have used detergent and water and electricity, and it’s not much of a drop in the bucket compared to all the other waste and…