I did not wear green today and I was not pinched. I also have no beer or whiskey. No Lucky Charms. No pot of gold. But I did eat a part of a potato that’s a week old in the fridge.

@FeloniousPunk

Oh, a traditionalist.

@FeloniousPunk more Irish than most of St. Patrick's Day celebrations. Here they tried to pretend that some green smoothie was Irish. Sigh.
@FeloniousPunk what part did you eat? That matters ya know.
@PlasticJohnny the middle half
@FeloniousPunk As a fourth generation Irish American I am allowed to speak for all Irish, possibly more so than the Irish themselves, and I declare that the middle half of a potato sufficient to meet the standard for poor old St Paddy to sleep well knowing you did your duty on this holiest of days
@PlasticJohnny I want you to know I have deeply used this honor to the best of my abilities.