I guess we should count ourselves lucky that his dress sense isn’t as flashy and vulgar as his interior design sense.

Though it’s always surprised me that such a status-obsessed New Yorker dresses so cheaply—regardless of style.

e.g.

Make me look like a man whose father never taught him to tie a tie, who gets his shoes at a Long Island mall and can’t be bothered with alterations when he buys a suit off the rack!