I just coined the term Incognifluencer (a low key influencer) and you're all my witnesses now.

Word of the year 2026 in the bag. Hit me up Oxford and Webster.

@TwoClownsEating Pretty good Mat, I put forward "Ignoranus" = ignorant and an arsehole.

@TwoClownsEating Binfluencer has to be first, though.

Then Sinfluencer.

@TwoClownsEating Oh wow, the money will be flowing in when that pops off. We can say we knew you when....

@ColesStreetPothole

"Sorry who are you?

SECURITY!!!"

@TwoClownsEating
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO US, YOUR OLDEST FANS? 😭

@ColesStreetPothole

As I said on Wanky Burritos podcast, and repeated in a series of TikTok videos with Pinky Plonk, I can't be responsible for the plebs that hang on my every word, no matter how prophetic or profound the TRUTH I spit is.

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