RedditsuxTrump says he's been rejected by NATO, most allies to join mission to secure critical Strait of Hormuz
Reads like a text chat between an incel and a woman on the internet.
Trump: You are stupid. You are ugly and fat. I’m so much better than you ever will be and also fuck all our agreements. Null and void. And you owe me $13.47 for that coffee I paid for.
Them: stares confused . Then watches their economies be negatively impacted by trump.
Trump: hey we are buddies right? Come help me bomb civilians.
Them: no thanks.
Trump: you are a stupid fat ugly bitch and I don’t need you anyway.
Trump (next day): how’s it going? . So when are you deploying your troops to help out at the straight?
Them: blocks trump
I read this in the South Park style “Hey Satan!” way.