When I don’t want to talk to someone, I front load it with a bunch of H’s instead.

hhhhhey…

Have you ever thought about what that would sound like irl?
Ike you don’t want to talk to them.
ASMR texting?
Like Michael Cera trying to get the attention of two people mid-argument
Ugh your breath stinks
Laughing so fucking hard at this 😭