Having fun with the revelation that Kagi Translate is actually something like a thin wrapper over an LLM, so you can pass anything you want as the "to" language in the URL's query string and it will do its best to "translate" your text to that

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=pentagon+speak&text=I+think+we+should+break+up.

@jalefkowit
I don’t know why, but this reminded me of filming a documentary about The LAMDA acting school.

The class was for TV acting, specifically, perfecting the aghast look to camera actors secretly make while embracing their partner - just as the signature tune kicks in:

A “blow out”.

Fun fact, and very English.