I just managed to make another watchface, this time (pun intended) it's always 11 AM, but the timezone changes every hour to where it's 11 AM in the world.
@NeroBurner It's a second-hand Samsung Galaxy Watch4 that I bought specifically for this purpose.
My code can be found here: https://github.com/Koenvh1/Its11AM/
(The official documentation can be found here: https://developer.android.com/training/wearables/watch-faces, in case you want to create something not silly)