Giving her the ol' beef wellington

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Seems odd that a Frenchman wouldn’t lick pootang, but whatever.
One mistress out of two said she preferred ol Boney Part so the Duke isn’t too bad ass. But getting a lewd of your beaten foe’s sister is something.
I wouldn’t assume there was a lot of consent involved without their own thoughts on the record.
Waterloo, promise to love me forever more
that takes teabagging into a whole new level of existence
The only thing I know about beef wellington is that a lady recently intentionally poisoned her in laws with foraged deadly mushrooms in the dish.