timberwraith3d ago

I'm willing to bet that a portion of the most credible bigfoot sightings are large hairy (human) guys going on a walk to the corner grocery before they had their morning coffee.

A person can make some pretty guttural and inhuman sounds before that first cup.

And, well, that doesn't even address the failures in personal aesthetics...

Show threadtimberwraith3d ago
Look, if bigfoot is wearing a bathrobe, that's probably a tell that it's just your neighbor.
Show threadShane

@timberwraith

yeahbut
hang on a minute though -

{{{ what if they have eaten your neighbour and stolen their bathrobe? }}}

see? you didn't factor THAT very likely contingency into your post, did you, huh!?

🤣

(Bigfoot: [(cough) hey, it's me, Chad!
...how bout those Viikings!?])

Mar 17 at 9:56pmWeb
Show threadtimberwraith3d ago
@thingsofshane Nice, you even got the name of the local sports team right. [tipping my hat to you]