Having fun with the revelation that Kagi Translate is actually something like a thin wrapper over an LLM, so you can pass anything you want as the "to" language in the URL's query string and it will do its best to "translate" your text to that

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=pentagon+speak&text=I+think+we+should+break+up.

@jalefkowit

I hate it...

BUT...

That's fucking hilarious.

<3

@401matthall @jalefkowit yes. shamefully addictive.

Kier Starmer:
> Look, I’ve been clear from the outset: we’ve inherited a situation that is simply no longer sustainable. We’ve looked at the data, we’ve listened to the British people, and it’s become increasingly obvious that the current arrangement is failing to deliver. We need a fresh start, a clean break, to focus on the priorities that actually matter. It’s a tough decision, but it’s the responsible one to ensure we can move forw…

@401matthall @jalefkowit
Captain Kirk:
> I... think... we should... break up.
@401matthall @jalefkowit last one. boris johnson:
> Look, I think, uh, frankly, it’s time to, uh, alas, get Brexit done with this relationship. It’s been a, a, a tremendous innings, but I think we’ve reached the, uh, the end of the road, and it’s time to, uh, shake hands and, and, and move on for the, uh, the good of the country.
@fishidwardrobe @401matthall @jalefkowit fediverse speak:
i think we should instance-block each other [CW: breakup / personal]