B KahnMar 17

Before I get back to serious whatever, I propose the following science experiment:

Find a giant petri dish at least 7 feet (213cm) in diameter and fill it with agar or whatever that medium is that grows bacteria. Load up the dish and then drop Trump into the agar. Season with at least 50 common kinds of bacteria. Leave him for a while (weeks, months, years, whatever) and then come back and see if some Trump anti-bacteria have sprouted. If so, you get the Nobel Peace Prize! If not, repeat until results are at least publishable. If he looks like 10 week old bread covered with green, call it good!
Thank you for your devotion to science.
❤️

Show threadUrban CameraMar 17

@bkahn

Sorry, but Trump is so full of McDonalds, nothing will work. He will not rot away.

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@uc @bkahn It has been demonstrated on the Pacific Crest Trail that one can buy 27 McDonald's Double Cheeseburgers and they won't go bad for long enough to eat them on a 90 mile hike. https://thetrek.co/pacific-crest-trail/heroic-pct-thru-hiker-covers-90-miles-eating-mcdoubles-video-interview/ #hiking #mcdonalds
Heroic PCT Thru-Hiker Covers 90 Miles Eating Only McDoubles: Video and Interview - The Trek

hru-hikers love a good challenge.  After all, when you spend the better part of a half year walking, finding ways to spice up the steps can do wonders for fending off tedium. On the Appalachian Trail, there’s the Half Gallon Challenge, Four-State Challenge (starting in VA, hiking through WV and MD, and ending in PA- or the reverse), Pizza-a-Day in PA, and a slew of others.  There’s also the 24 x 24 x 24 challenge (not recommended), ...

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@Patrickoldhiker @bkahn

I seem to recall a slightly longer test where they didn't go off. Something in the region of five years....