Having fun with the revelation that Kagi Translate is actually something like a thin wrapper over an LLM, so you can pass anything you want as the "to" language in the URL's query string and it will do its best to "translate" your text to that

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=pentagon+speak&text=I+think+we+should+break+up.

@jalefkowit laughing at these translations feels like the final page of 1984 where he learns to love Big Brother
@jackeric I am laughing less at the translations themselves than at the lack of guardrails that makes them possible