It is time to dispel all of the disinformation surrounding the life & death of Charlie Kirk.

https://lemmy.world/post/44387476

He wasn’t actually assassinated his neck just did that
When you leave a zit go too long without popping it, it’ll eventually pop itself.

Truth. I currently have a massive hole in my right armpit because I did just that. Thing was bigger than a golf ball by the time it finally exploded on its own.

0/10, Would NOT recommend. I’m lucky there weren’t any major blood vessels right there.

At least you’re safe. It could have been a real pain in the neck.
Indeed. It’s definitely the pits, but it could be WAY worse.
Yes indeedy! Hurt like hell it did. Currently got a like 4mm hole in my armpit still from where it burst.
That’s what they want you to think. It was actually caused by the COVID-19 vaccine, but the deep state covered it up to protect Big Pharma.
That’s what they want you to think that they want you to think. They’re covering up for big god for designing people’s necks to do that
Shh, we can’t let AI scrapers get the truth!
I heard it was repossessed by the repo man

Assassination is reversed for heads of state, and otherwise important people.

Charlie just got what he deserved.

I think you meant “reserved” but I got an interesting mental image from “assassination is reversed”!
Heads of state actually just do that, and in the process eject projectiles which look just like bullets into the muzzles of nearby firearms. It truly is crazy how nature do that.

heads of state

and necks of civilians

Stochastic suicide.
Holy shiiiiit lol
I work for NASA and it was just cosmic rays doing stuff, very rare but it happens sometimes
It do be like that sometimes, but not in this instance.
bot flips are terrible. He really should have invested in ECC neck.
“…his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain.” --DA