i come down to the breakfast table, groggy and uncoordinated as i pour a bowl of cereal, and begin telling you about an incredibly stupid dream i just had where people were abandoning each other deep in the forest and calling it "Alpine Divorce." which is crazy. but the camera slowly pans over to a morning newspaper...
on the one hand, the premise as suggested in these headlines is not really an observable phenomenon that's happening, per the actual reporting.
but on the other hand, several years ago i did this to soft on Larch Mountain in the middle of January when it was icy as shit and its one of our most beloved & treasured memories.
