Mastodawn

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@jerry/116242195809861609

I know what—I have an even worse business plan! Why don't we build all our new fission reactors IN SPAAACE? That way we'll be safe from the radiation and any meltdowns!

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Andrew Plotkin 3d ago

@cstross Okay, let me see if I have a handle on this…

⁃ Musk wants to IPO SpaceX.
⁃ So he wants to merge SpaceX and his AI company, because SpaceX looks better if he can glue in the $N-billion investments that he's getting for AI stuff.
⁃ He shouts “AI datacenters in space!" This has no business or economic meaning; it's just stringing VC buzzwords together for a SpaceX/XAI merger.
⁃ Nvidia says “Sure, boss, we can do you an AI-in-space chip.”

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Andrew Plotkin 3d ago

@cstross My assumption would be that Nvidia asks for a giant bucket of money and eventually gives Musk an off-the-shelf chip with a “SPAAAACE" sticker on it. But I don't know. The kabuki theater could get deep on both sides.

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Dan Sugalski

@zarfeblong @cstross Jensen is as much a carnival barker and public bullshitter as Elon, except he's actually competent and doing far fewer drugs. I have no doubt he'll play along with this nonsense as long as it boosts his stock, and as soon as it stops he'll loudly slam the idea to get a second stock bump from his cleverly dodging some stupid.