reading an article about "micro cheating" and wondering once again if the cishets are okay
@mpk

what the hell is this
@gracie when your man talks to a woman and doesn't tell you about it that's not a normal social life, that's micro cheating!
@mpk @gracie TIL I have straight friends who are "microcheating" on their spouses with me!
@mpk no. they are definitely not
@mpk I just created this helpful chart for whenever one has to ask that question! :3
@awoo @mpk is anyone currently okay tbh?
@nicole4fox @mpk with this current situation of *gestures wildly at everything*, probably not