I don't want to ask the assistant a fucking question – why would I want to ask the fucking assistant a fucking question, I'm very obviously WhatsApping my fucking wife for fucks sake, when will this shit fucking END, get out of my fucking sight, sorry for swearing
Honestly, these things are the worst kind of weakeners / energy vampires, reminiscent of the most irritating people you could ever wish to meet, all up in your face and poking you in the chest and demanding your attention, the people who make them must surely know this
"If you don't like it, don't use WhatsApp" – Lord save me from tech purists who would rather detail the merits of Signal than actually communicate with their family
Rhodri Marsden
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