May your SOC always alert you ,
May the bandwidth be always at your back,
May the green light of uptime shine warm upon your dashboard,
May the patches fall soft upon your systems,
May your backups be safely in the cloud a full half hour before the ransomware knows you’ve been breached,
And until we meet again on the network,
May strong encryption hold your data in the palm of its hand.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!