Mastodawn

There'll be no frustrations, just friendly crustaceans

You can’t move in three dimensions?

Damn, the glass ceiling is real!

please don’t break it, it means you’re in a greenhouse. just use the door

if you want to lure men to their death just become an army recruitment officer

do i get to clam my tits as an army recruitment officer?

do you think we’re communists? No you don’t get to claim the tits, you get to rent them at a low cost.

Who let the flatlanders on tumblr?