@dan People don’t care about the Mac mini, Dan. You have to benchmark Uncrustable defrosting speeds against the MacBook Neo single threaded and multicore

@joesteel I heard the MacBook Neo is bad because it only defrosts uncrustables fast with one port and if you use the wrong port it tells you uncrustables are bad for you and you should feel bad

@dan but it’s colorful like a George Foreman Grill so that means, by the transitive property of colorful George Foreman Grills, that it’s a great thing for kids to use. Just open the lid and wedge it in there.