Mastodawn

I can't quit the Precious...

Look, I try that cock ring on just once, and my dick disappeared, and you folks still won’t help me find it… ☹️

if you remain in the wraith world for over four hours, you should consult an elf-lord wise in ancient healing

My Precious, my precious, I call out to you! Can you cum back to me?.. 💦

tum bumbadil says no

Fun fact: the book series “Sir Apropos of Nothing” includes a “One Ring = cock ring” joke.

The Valar placed it in the sky, just above the star of Eärendil.