Lawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers.

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Lawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers. - Lemmy.World

Lawn mowers make great but usually impractical fart silencers. Great if the timing aligns but otherwise pretty useless.

I recently discovered that blowing into a plastic tube (like aquarium tubing) with the other end placed under the armpit, or better yet, the kneepit, makes a realistic fart sound. Try rubbing some water on your skin first for a better effect.