That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I.O.U.'s. Go ahead and add it up, every cent’s accounted for. Look, see this? That’s a new AI buzzword. 1 trill. Might wanna hang onto that one.

Fantastic news! Let’s hope they manage to fulfill those orders before Taiwan runs out of energy reserves, because according to the Taipei Times, they currently only have enough to last until uhh…the end of the month.

Overall, energy supply for this month is secure, and the government is continuing efforts to ensure sufficient supply for next month

Again, just phenomenal.

I cannot wait for this clown to be the poster child of the collapse of the US economy 2008 style but this time Orange Turd has fucked everything so bad, Mr Nvidia is gonna have to start selling his cringe leather jackets to flee the linching.

Sure buddy. Oil prices won’t cause a sidden dip in demand. Yeah, as the AI hype slowly settles, demand will skyrocket. Private credit is shitting the bed but don’t worry companies will keep over-investing in products that they know will become much more expensive. Sure.

Now we’re adding valuation on projected sales another order of magnitude higher than last year’s made up projected sales. Totally not a bubble.