LemmyoutofhereMar 16

Hurr durr

https://lemmy.ca/post/61901452

Show threadshittydwarf
Iran should offer to open the straight in exchange for the USA handing over trump and his sons
Mar 16 at 9:06pmWeb
Show threadhddsxMar 16
They probably want Bolton too
Show threadlennybirdMar 16
Deal.
Show threadViking_HippieMar 16
John or Michael?
Show threadLemmyoutofhereMar 16
Yes.
Show threadDeaconMar 16
Know what? Can’t be too safe, we send both.
Show threadcoalieMar 16
Can we please add Vance, Johnson, ivanka, kushner, Clarence Thomas, Kavanaugh, and kid rock to make sure they accept?
Show threadCaptDustMar 16
Dig up Cheney’s corpse and send it with em.
Show threadJesus_666Mar 17
They’re a country, not a toxic waste dump.
Show threaderrerMar 16
On second thought hold the Kid Rock, we want Iran to say yes after all
Show threadJustAnotherKayMar 17
And anyone with a net worth above $2 million
Show threadgravitas_deficiencyMar 17
Tbh that needs to be higher, because that’s really not that much money these days. That’s just pretty much anyone who’s somewhat older and has a retirement account that’s been managed decently well, and a house.
Show threadLemmyoutofhereMar 17
That’s not much, can barely retire on that.
Show threadNigelFrobisherMar 17
That’s an incredible deal for shareholder value.
Show threaditsgroundhogdayagainMar 17
Or the complete, unredacted Epstein files
Show threadMousePotatoDoesStuffMar 17
Or both
Show threadgravitas_deficiencyMar 17
lol that would be incredible. And a fantastic deal, to boot.
Show threadtrololololMar 17

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Also what’s in for Iran? Not fair throwing out garbage at their door.

Show threadBeardededSquidwardMar 17
Iran isn’t my friend, so I’d happily shovel that shit to them. Get it out of my house too at the same time.