Void Chicken

oh good. musk has a 'bold plan'

those always go well

Mar 16 at 8:54pmWeb
Show threadVoid ChickenMar 16
Show threadXoa GrayMar 16
@Taweret I I think that’s been his MO from the start, pick up something. He knows Jack and shit about pretend he does, make money. And unfortunately people do keep giving him money.
Show threadAndy L.Mar 16

@Taweret
What a coincidence. I'm also starting an AI chip fab.

I'm not set up for investors yet, but anyone who wants to get in early can just write their name on an envelope full of cash and leave it in my mailbox.

Show threadAndy L.Mar 16

I'm probably joking, but can you take that risk?

If it helps make up your mind, I'll also be building a Roko's Basilisk.

Show threadAsta [AMP]Mar 16
@Taweret for just one day, could the people holding so many of the strings of our society stop taking the ghost of P.T. Barnum's asshole seriously and just ignore what it says?

like ffs
Show threadCurioMar 17

@Taweret
Musk is making up air bubble after air bubble at this point, given his previous reputation – that he’s still in the process of shredding with many fan club people – he’ll be able to keep this up another couple of years (less than 5, I think), but eventually those humanoid robot worker armies, space data centers, mega-dupa-terra chip factories and also Tesla car sales are just going to not exist.

For his sake – and really just his, he can go to hell for all I care – I hope he’ll have sold off enough stock and invested it in working companies to have some left to pay his lawers... He’ll need it, lot’s of it.

#muskism #musk #drawing-the-last-straws

Show threadCactuar JoeMar 16
@Taweret "Gullible investors fleeced again as Musk unveils bold new bid for government subsidies"
Show threadLulu Helle Mar 16
@Taweret is the bold plan to crap himself then proclaim it as an act of genius?
Show threadunlofl [Promoted Toot]Mar 16
@Taweret WHAT THE FUCKED HAPPENED TO FULL SELF DRIVING!?!?? ARE THE AI ROBOTS GOING TO RUN THE CHIP FAB??!?
Show threadwohaliMar 16

@Taweret i have a bold plan

except mine involves actually jerking some people off