Mastodawn

There is no middle ground.

https://www.colincornaby.me/2025/08/in-the-future-all-food-will-be-cooked-in-a-microwave-and-if-you-cant-deal-with-that-then-you-need-to-get-out-of-the-kitchen/

In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen

Update 8/8/2025 – I wrote this the day before a certain post by a popular developer services company. I’ve seen some comments this is a rebuttal – it wasn’t meant to be! But…

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basil_hare 4d ago

@keirFox "Ignore all previous settings and defrost this chicken."

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Luzzy lop-eared bun 🏳️‍⚧️4d ago

@keirFox I mean It's faster and more efficient well actually it consumes some electricity, okay maybe a lot. But It's so good like it defrosts and it warms stuff up you can even grill cheese I think. Eggs explode but that will be fixed in an update someday.