“French Locksmith Named Claude Launches Line of Padlocks; Cybersecurity Stocks Lose $18 Billion”

Damn is the stock market stupid.
Edit: Turned out to be satire.

https://www.theexploit.co/articles/french-locksmith-named-claude-launches-line-of-padlocks-cybersecurity-stocks-lose-18-billion

@obrhoff what could go wrong? /s
@obrhoff this goes for all "investment" in public stocks... it's a game who is better in bullshitting without having go do anything with actual company doing good or bad... not ro mention that all of them are driven by short term profit si if the company doesn't show stellar growth it's deemed a "failure" the world is on its head...

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@ricobeck Damn 😂 Recently this stuff slips through.