"Apple quietly launches AirPods Max 2" If you know me, you know that my OG AirPods Max stopped working out of nowhere (quite possibly a bad software update). It wouldn't even factory reset.

The geniuses at the bar told me that it would be $200 just to send it in for diagnostic. I told them to kindly fuck off, and bought a Nothing Tech CMF that was on sale for 60 bucks.

AirPods Max miraculously came back to life after sitting in a box for a couple of months.

@32x33 I fail to understand why wireless headphones need updating. I have this somewhat irrational fear that one day Google Pixel Buds are gonna get a malicious update that deafens me and everyone using them.