Mastodawn

jobless IT rule

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/39989461

belated_frog_pants Mar 16

That looks like a bottom to me 😏

unalivejoy Mar 16

Maybe if you introduce another dog person

Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof c:

Evil Kitty Mar 16

meow >:3

KoalaUnknown Mar 16

We can be jobless 2025 Comp Sci Grads together :3

Pls hire me its been months

Try 3 years

OMGWTFBBQLOL Mar 17

I feel for you kids, I do, I had a 25+ yr IT career with an economics degree and very little skill, good luck!

yeyy 😺

LordAmplifier Mar 17

I’m not in CS but in a similar situation, graduated 8 months ago and can’t find a job that has anything to do with my degree :3

infinitesunrise Mar 16

One more for my puppygirl harem

DragonTypeWyvern Mar 17

Surely it’s a pack?

Jankatarch Mar 18

Blahaj users are one integer underflow from reinventing alpha males. Be advised!

cosmicrose Mar 16

I’ll show you why they put “cum laude” on my diploma

I’d like summa cum laude plz :3

In Finnish “laude” is the bench you sit on in a sauna. You can imagine the laughter when a bunch of teens learn about cum laude

Septimaeus Mar 17

lol sauna bench cum? I’m so honored!

Lumelore (She/her)Mar 16

Same!!! Spent 6 months looking for CS jobs and I’ve now given up and will probably soon be working as a cashier. I will still be doing game dev in my spare time though, which is what I’d much rather be doing than software dev. Maybe it’s not so bad (massive copium).

industrial automation

GreenCrunch Mar 16

engineering grad in 2025… so many wonderful job opportunities await (in a parallel universe, this one just has fake job postings)

themaninblack Mar 17

Plenty of jobs in CS that stoke ennui so no worries

i feel you, i genuinely considered making an only fans or something 😿

Lumelore (She/her)Mar 17

😿 I did too, but ultimately I don’t think I would have been able to handle it so I backed out.

WorldsDumbestMan Mar 18

Me too, but I live with parents, and don’t have the environment to properly…do my job.

Certainly for the best.

edinbruh Mar 16

What a coincidence! I got my CS bachelor in 2022!

chefdano3 Mar 16

They’re the same picture

Congrats!

Also this post is making me feel old af lol

yetAnotherUser Mar 16

Doesn’t seem like you’ll get a master degree anytime soon.

cybervseas Mar 16

top

Not so sure about that.

I’ll gladly adopt any CS student like that. I’d love to refresh my graph theory

jacksilver Mar 17

You just need to know everything is DAGs (Directed Acyclic Graph):

Workflow automation (like Airflow) - DAG
Distributed Computing (like Spark) - DAG
All Deep Learning models (also, surprisingly) - DAG

starsoaked_lily Mar 17

oh? o. o

We found a volunteer!

KittyCat Mar 17

Meow

It is the afternoon. My phone pings. I slide the notification open.

Thank you for your interest in being part of our team! However, at this time—

I’d shoot myself but I might starve beforehand

Jankatarch Mar 17

I wish I could look like that but I have the body proportions of a dwarf blacksmith from middle earth.

that’s kinda hard tbf!

TroublesomeTalker Mar 17

Sounds like you already have the alternative answer, now you just need the courage and the niche community to go with it.

SuperNovaStar Mar 17

Modern science is pretty amazing stuff.

Or, alternanatively, you can have an all natural fursuit. Some people are into that 🤔

maria [she/her]Mar 17

i wanna be them-