No one thinks they need a trebuchet until the day comes that laying siege to the Dairy Queen is the only way you can get them to properly make your Heath Bar Blizzard.
Is that a trebuchet or is that the inferior *shudder* catapult?
Honestly couldn’t tell ya. All I know is they keep screwing up my blizzard. 😡

Pro tip for you:

Ask for Cocoa Fudge with your Heath Blizzard instead of chocolate sauce. Even better, Cocoa Fudge with a small splash of cappuccino. Makes it way better.

Source: was a store manager of a Dairy Queen (20 years ago)