The sign above the door reads "The Anxious Trumpet". The local tavern, you assume, stepping foot inside the doors and knocking the mud from your boots against the doorframe. But the raucous shouts and jeers youโ€™ve come to associate with taverns are nowhere to be heard here. You peer inside the dimly lit room, worried that they may be closed, but noโ€”the place is actually quite lively. Most of the tables are occupied, and a barkeep slinks around the tavern, their shoes making barely a whisper of sound, occasionally leaning down and murmuring quietly with a patron before returning to the bar to pour drinks. The hearth is shielded by a tinted screen, and the stew cooking in the cauldron releases only a faint scent of potato and carrots. Everyone seems perfectly content with the quiet, the dimness, and the lack of fragrance.

What do you do?

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Order a drink
25%
Get some hot food
36.8%
Chat to one of the locals
9.2%
Rent a warm bed for the night
10.5%
Sharpen your knife
7.9%
Read your spellbook
10.5%
Poll ended at .

You find a seat at an empty table and finger the dwindling copper coins in your pocket, your stomach growling, even at the faint promise of boiled potatoes and chopped carrots in a meagre broth. The barmaid shuffles over on nearly silent footsteps as you slide a single coin onto the table, and then, after a small hesitation, a second one. Fuck it. You can sleep in the stables tonight instead of a bed. You've managed worse.

"Food," you mumble while barely even glancing in her direction, following it with a hasty "...erm, please." Your mama didn't raise you without manners.

The coins are whisked away into a fold of skirt, as the barmaid disappears into the kitchen. You take a moment to survey the strange tavern you've found yourself in - if, in fact, it is a tavern. Never have you heard a local pub so full and yet so eerily quiet. There are no raucous shouts or whoops or hollars. No spilled drinks. No dancers, shaking the rooftops with the pounding of feet to a lovely fiddle or drum. No musicians at all, come to think of it. And yet - and yet. Nobody here seems at all disturbed by that, either. The gentleman in a grey travel-worn cloak seems content to eat his soup by the fire. The couple in the corner seems happy to merely gaze dreamily into one another's eyes. Even the cook in the back, barely glimpsed through the swinging double doors, seems to be in no particular hurry as he prepares the evening meal.

Your reverie is broken as the barmaid slides a small pie in front of you. Goddess, she's quiet! You didn't even hear her approach, and that's really saying something for you. The pie smells very very faintly of chicken, potato, and spiced root veg. Your stomach grumbles, and the sound is strangely loud in this cadaverously quiet place. You look up at her face, and register it for the first time. Not a beautiful face, but strangely compelling in a kind of forgettable way. But it's her expression that stills your hand, even as it reaches for a spoon. Her eyes are wide, nostrils flared. This is not the kind, but practiced neutral expression of a friendly waitress, but rather someone in the grips of absolute terror.

"Get out." she mouths silently, in exaggerated words, even as she slides the spoon toward you. "GET. OUT. NOW."

You look down at the meat pie on its wooden plate before you. It's bubbling as if dangerously, delightfully, piping hot.

What do you do?

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Ponder pie
6.5%
Fireball pie
6.5%
Stab pie
19.4%
Speak to pie
9.7%
Steal pie
32.3%
Eat pie
25.8%
Poll ended at .
@Lana Hmmm... possibly mortal peril, but also there's fresh hot chicken pot pie *right there*. Am I supposed to just walk away from a 2cp pot pie?
@log LMAO