Logan Five ThousandI'm pretty tired of picking the "lesser of two evils" and would like to try the "better of two goods."
This post came about after trying to pick an Internet Service Provider, but the sentiment is pretty universal in all areas of life at this point.
Violet MadderWell, look at you, remembering that "good" is an actual thing that exists.
Beggars can't be choosers. How dare you have standards! Beg for whatever noisome scraps the megacorps deign to sprinkle upon us in their glory and power. Beg! BEG!