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Robin HoodThere’s a guy over on threads complaining about how dehydrators are a ripoff because they make food smaller in case you’re wondering how things are going on the rest of the internet
He’s absolutely furious that his jumbo bag of carrots are now small enough to fit in a tiny container. Absolutely livid
eestileib (she/hers)Put a raisin in a bowl of water and blow this dude's mind
Mr Takes 🧄@robinhood I paid for all this water and I'm going to eat it and turn it into a fine piss
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@robinhood did he think that itd stay the same size and just be filled with air like some fucked up carrot cheeto
@Chalkllate he did mention that he thought that dehydrated carrots might be a perfect snack. So maybe?
I think perhaps he mixed up dehydration with freeze drying which to be fair is a common mistake
@robinhood even freeze drying tends to shrink watery vegetables tho, unless he thought everything was like candy where itd puff up
__Miguel_@robinhood I refuse to believe that someone can be THAT dense...
Jeebus, that's near black hole levels of density...
Cheetah Fluff@robinhood this is wonderful to hear, thank you 
unlofl [Promoted Toot]@robinhood that is certainly A Type of Guy you've found there