Eniko Fox
It's like everywhere ungreased their fries when greasy fries are the best fries :(
Mar 16 at 3:08pmWeb
Show threadEniko FoxMar 16

"But greasy fries are bad for you"

I'm ordering junk food that's like the whole point

Show threadGildilinie Gremlin 🏳️‍⚧️Mar 16
@eniko ungreased??
Show threadOzzelot Mar 16
@gildilinie
How do you even ungrease fries
@eniko
Show threadEniko FoxMar 16
@ozzelot @gildilinie I dunno but they've done it!
Show threadOzzelot Mar 16
@eniko @gildilinie Did they even stop to ask if they should?!
Show threadEniko FoxMar 16
@ozzelot @gildilinie I don't think they did 😔
Show threadOzzelot Mar 16
@eniko @gildilinie Those dastardly fry scientists.
Show threadsarah tonin Mar 16
@eniko @ozzelot @gildilinie the ones that taste and feel like i'm eating paste ? yea
Show threadGildilinie Gremlin 🏳️‍⚧️Mar 16
@SRAZKVT @eniko @ozzelot omg what
Show threadfraggleMar 16
@ozzelot @gildilinie @eniko probably related to the air fryer craze
Show threadJari Komppa 🇫🇮Mar 16
@eniko at one point I ate salads from burger joints, and when they asked what dressing I want, I asked "what has the highest calorie content", and that completely stumped the sellers
Show threadRichard HendricksMar 17
@eniko Obligatory: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/original-mcdonalds-french-fry-recipe
My Hunt for the Original McDonald's French-Fry Recipe

Veteran line-cooks, experts, and die-hard fans tell the story of the fries that birthed an empire, then disappeared—until now.

Atlas Obscura
Show thread🐛 Frühlings-SamMar 16
@eniko Healthy fries should be strictly prohibited outside of your own home.
Show threadAL WyvernMar 16
@eniko italian chippers are so good
Show thread☠ Captain Arcee ☠Mar 16
@eniko also, the places that don't salt the fries by default are crazy. Who TF wants unsalted fries (except maybe those who can't intake a lot of salt)
Show threadalina cyborg mouse Mar 16
@eniko they what? huh