Mastodawn

A woman sues her insurance company for terminating her disability benefits. They reach a settlement and agree that the suit will be dismissed with prejudice.

She decides she doesn't like the settlement and asks her lawyers to reopen the case.They say they can't: it was dismissed, and in the settlement she agreed not to reopen the case.

She asks ChatGPT if her attorneys are lying to her. It says they are. She fires them and continues pro se, advised by ChatGPT.

CharGPT generates legal arguments for reopening the case, which she files, and 21 more motions, a subpoena, and eight other notices and statements, which she files.

The court denies her motion to reopen the case.

Advised by ChatGPT, she files a new suit against the insurance company and submits 44 more motions, memoranda, etc., which include citations to nonexistent cases.

Now the insurance company has sued OpenAI for tortious interference with their settlement contract.

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https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ilnd.496515/gov.uscourts.ilnd.496515.1.0_1.pdf

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divVerent Mar 16

@mjd TBH I do not think OpenAI should be responsible. They're just providing a fancy random text generator to the public. And it's outright impossible to teach a random text generator to _not_ output a specific kind of text, as whatever you do, there is a way around it.

The woman should pay all costs, as per the usual "vexatious filings" or "frivolous lawsuits" standards.

Plus, the law in her state against practicing law without a license starts with "No person shall...". ChatGPT isn't a person.

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jonoleth Mar 16

@divVerent @mjd ChatGPT is not a person, which is why ChatGPT is not being sued. OpenAI sells a tool that gave her legal advice, and they certainly didn't say anywhere that it's actually just a "fancy random text generator"

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WellsiteGeo Mar 16

@jonoleth @divVerent @mjd

Wait, what?
They *sell* this shit? And charge money for it?

Where the holy cat turds do they find clients? On the Internet?

(No, I've never tried to use an AI.)

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jonoleth

@WellsiteGeo corporate clients for automated systems like customer service, data analysis, internal support, surveillance, code generation, etc. Most of them don't work very well, but they look like they do so people keep paying.

There are also private individuals with their own subscriptions that use LLMs for any number of recreational or professional things, but I doubt they're where the real money is.