Mastodawn

Billions of years of evolution, they said.

@aral if I want to see an 80 year old man make a fool out of himself I'd go to a village fete

instead we're watching the bizarre mental breakdown of a guy who speaks for 342 million people and may very possibly kill us all out of spite

@normjess Sounds about right. Fun times.

@aral sorry, haven't had my caffeine hit yet

he could drop dead tomorrow of McDonald's related issues

but I don't fancy JD Vance in charge that much either

Reform UK continue to fall in the polls, there's a positive

@normjess Haha, no worries, I hear you – and there isn’t coffee enough in the world to not be pissed off about all this.