Get the largest vacuum bag. Stuff a giant stuffed animal into it. Suck all the air out of it until it looks llike a large irregular object. Wrap it and give it to your 5 year old nephew, having Christmas at grandma’s house (6 hour drive from home).

Bahahahahaha

To be fair, my brother-in-law started it by giving my kids the loudest most annoying shit possible. Vengeance is mine.

This is also a great tip when you have a kid who wants to bring a giant stuffed animal on a long trip and space is tight

How do you get it home?

It’s vacuumed flat, put it in the bottom of a suitcase