Thanks for checking! I didn’t get around to it yet

First of all, it’s not true. It’s not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.

Has couch fucked a John Oliver?

Exactly what a couch fucker would say.

But if you ask hasjohnolivermadelovetoacouch…

But what about a latex glove inserted in between couch cushions?

The beter question is should John Oliver fuck a chouch?

Googling “couch fucker” just comes up with some guy named J. D. Vance a bunch. Must be some pornstar for fetishists.

now idk what to think