With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?

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I would eat soup with fork if could.
You can eat all the important bits of the soup with a fork.
I choose to misinterpret your definition of “important” and die of dehydration.
Good luck with tomato soup, squash soup, and vichyssoise to name a few.