I'm tired and want to share a joke but also want to save it for an authors' note whenever I get the next chapter of #DuetForATrio out...

In the meantime this isn't quite #snippery but here's a brainstorm list of things for the system's premium store here:

miku edition melon soda
mode unlocks (expensive)
caffeine pills
condoms
save files (prohibitively expensive)
maid outfits
candy bars
energy drinks
beach episode scenario pusher
HRT (whatever that is, SQQ doesn't recognize the acronym)
xianxia HRT
ramen packets (tempting for the nostalgia factor, but he'd deserve the Binghe-murder if he passed up protagonist cooking for that)
1:1 scale heavenly pillar dildo
clock app
a fuckin' pedometer
modern pregnancy tests
more inventory slots
viagra
options menu... OPTIONS MENU?