Blåhaj Lemmy - Choose Your Interface

So… I see a soap dispenser, a really fat rabbit, a weird vaccuum cleaner and a couple of silly putty figurines.

What am I supposed to be looking at?

Fun fact: if you have a vagina you can do a maneuver called “vaginal splinting!” If you’re constipated you can just stick a finger up your vagina (I find using my thumb to be the easiest), and you press on the back wall of your vagina. You can literally just squeeze the shit out like it’s a tube of toothpaste!
i cant tell whether this knowledge makes my dysphoria better or worse
I like to look on the bright side when I can. A penis seems better in many ways and It’s very possible I would have been happier to be born with one naturally (stand to pee when hiking, less random goop, easier to top), but I do also have to remind myself that the vagina has at least a few upsides (splinting, easier to bottom).
Less random goop…? ah, periods?
No since my IUD I don’t do that (that’s a coinflip though, for many afabs it actually gets worse). No sometimes it just decides to secrete a bunch of goop for a day. It’s largely colorless and if you’ve got a good microflora it doesn’t smell offensive for a day or so but you do have to deal with it eventually. It’s basically the female equivalent of a random boner. It’s more likely if you’re aroused but sometimes it’s just your body making sure it all still works, especially overnight.