I went to a poolside bar at a nearby hotel and ordered a drink and then headed to the restroom.

When I got to the restroom door, I realized I needed a room key to enter, so I started to turn back, but then I immediately saw the bartender who had just taken my order so I asked how I could get into the restroom and he said:

"You need a room key, or, if you don’t have one, the reception desk has a cup..."

and I was like:

"Oh, I don't want to pee into a cup so I'll just wait!"

and he continued by saying

"...the cup by the reception desk has access cards so you can still get into the restroom...if you don’t want to pee into a cup."

😂

10/10 banter with that bartender. Would do again.

@Alice bonus points if you returned to the bar with the card from the cup, and without breaking eye contact told the bartender to put it on your room tab
@dannotdaniel 😂🤢
@dannotdaniel Sorry. The gross out face was because I was also picturing that cup being filled with my pee.
@Alice so long as you didn't flush the cards down the toilet 🤣

@Alice @dannotdaniel

someone* else would want it . . .

* no, not me . . .