I legit never thought about waxing my crack. This is a game changer!
It’ll pay for itself in saved toilet paper.
Not to get too graphic, but I eat very very healthy, so I’m generally two wipes anyways and the second one is mainly for confirmation.
You have far less body hair than me.
I assure you otherwise. I got that super test gene(not bragging, I actually hate almost every aspect of it). I have thick hair in my ear that I wave to wax once every other month or it would drive me crazy.
A better reply I’m now thinking of is “naw, my shit is so solid it grunts “crab battle” on the way out”.