Neia masksIs it just me or is that armor kinda... Roman?
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Pelias grabbed the sword he gave to Zeus just a minute ago? He's going to die horribly, isn't he
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Jason here is staring a bit too intently at Pelias. Is he trying to start a cult?
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"I have waited for you for twenty years." But you haven't aged, you just added a bit of gray dye to your beard?
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TBH if I were Pelias, I'd figure out my retirement now. Alas, humility is not a strong suit of, well, anyone in ancient Greek writing.
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"The statue was the god Hermes." Why isn't it just like a pillar with a penis? That's the traditional thing, innit?
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"And set them up for all the world to see!" On an island known only to the gods. Ever thought of going into advertising?
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Jason's letting all the magic smoke out! Of course Talos won't function now!
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This is a proper use of nets! The harpies get their wings tangled in the net when it falls on them, and the Argonauts have to rush in before they untangle themselves.
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"Bon appetit!"
"Why are you using a weird dialect of those barbarians from the big peninsula west of civilization?"
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"Why are you using a weird dialect of those barbarians from the big peninsula west of civilization?"
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Poor Herc, having left before they found Greece's only surviving woman
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"We're not pirates, Phaleros." Right, they're sneak-thieves. This is going to need a smaller team. [Ocean's Eleven style split screen starts]
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"Euphemus!"
"What did you just call me? 
"
"What did you just call me?
""Get up on the hydra's back! Get up on the hydra's back! Get up on the hydra's back!"
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Half a dozen heads means bunches of teeth! It's going to be a little army!
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How kind of the archer to fire one arrow only and then take his union-mandated 15 minute break
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This would have been a great opportunity to bring back the healing flowers. It'd be a nice show of Jason learning from Medea and using that knowledge. A sign of respect. It would also let the movie reduce the powers of the fleece: it blesses the nation rather than individuals.
Alas.
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Alas.
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I too afford my enemies the respect of completing their rituals to summon unstoppable monsters when I could simply cut them down where they stand. It's just sportsmanlike!
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Panning to the Argonauts for their reaction. Instead of surprise, fear, or determination, it's... confusion. Like: "hoo boy, this is a really tough math problem, how do I even approach it?"
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I don't care how cool it looks, you don't throw away your sword or shield during battle.
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