What is the funniest impulse purchase you’ve made/seen someone you know make?

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What is the funniest impulse purchase you’ve made/seen someone you know make? - Lemmy.ca

I bought a safe. wtf do I need a safe for?

A high quality love doll. I believe I paid 1600 bucks for it. Used it for about six months while my depression was at its worst. That was a year ago. How the f does one discard a love doll?!
I would assume you dispose of the parts that frequently touched your bodily fluids and list the “frame” and where to purchase replacement parts in the eBay listing. Somebody out there wants a sex doll and only has $500.

Oh boi… Just when I thought this thread couldn’t get any weirder xD image finding a cut out pussy in the dumpster XD

But in all seriousness, it doesn’t have any detachable parts. It’s cleaned internally with a douche and externally with wipes. :)

You can still list it, you’ll probably find someone who likes them better “broken in”.
If you think about it, it actually increases the value since it has “experience”.